David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
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