Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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