I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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