how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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