im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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