found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
No subtext here. People are naked.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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