She announced her abortion via fbk
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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