3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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