Me. At least after what I've been through.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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