It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Holy sore nipples Batman
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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