Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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