is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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