butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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