She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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