i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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