Need sex. Gaining weight.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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