we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Can you bring me the toilet please
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