Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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