paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
