Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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