The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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