escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Randomize
