i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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