Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize