is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Randomize
