Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
