He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Found your dick twin last night
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
