How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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