Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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