quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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