im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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