GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Randomize
