Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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