great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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