I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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