i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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