after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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