was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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