Non-Jews are for practice
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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