Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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