Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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