i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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