some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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