Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Randomize
