? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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