He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize