I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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