Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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