That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
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