its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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