So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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