i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
