Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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