its not stalking. its research.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Randomize
