evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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